Board Gameathon 2026

May the best cardboard player win.

Board Gameathon 2026

Every year, when the leaves start changing color and the air gets cool and crisp, my wife and I start spending our "cozy" weekend mornings drinking coffee and playing board games.

I say "cozy" because, no matter the number of candles we have burning or autumnal scents entering through our open windows, I still trash talk... a lot.

After a particularly intense game of Wingspan, we decided to settle the score once and for (this) fall. We will spend this season playing every game on our shelf, tracking the winner of each game, to determine who is definitively the king/queen of expensive cardboard.

Current standings

PlayerWins
Me4
Wife4

Rules

  1. Before starting a game, both players must agree whether it will be counted as the official tournament match. Warm-up rounds, training outside of tournament play and sideline coaching from spectators are all permitted.
  2. For games requiring more than two players, final placement will be used to determine the recipient of the tournament point. King-making is permitted and deemed a reflection of the player's interpersonal reputation.
  3. For team-based games, my wife and I will draft teams as captains using a classic schoolyard pick. The captain of the winning team will receive the tournament point.
  4. All games on the shelf must be played, regardless of whether we've ever played them, how much we despise them or the intended age group.

Games

GameWinnerDateNotes
Anomia
Arcs
AzulWife2026-09-19Final score 94-91.
Bohnanza
Captain SonarMe2026-09-26Team victory.
CarcassonneWife2026-09-24Final score 73-54.
Chess-à-Tête
Cinephile
Codenames: Pictures
The Crew: Mission Deep Sea
Decrypto
Exploding Kittens
Family Business
Fort
Gladius
Happy Little Dinosaurs
Hive
Insider
Liar's Dice
Machiavelli
MancalaWife2026-09-28Best of 3. Final score 2-1.
Munchkin
Oath
Pandemic
ParksMe2026-10-03Final score 37-26. This game is visually beautifully but mechanically broken.
Rack-OWife2026-09-29Final score 555-210. I want to say it is mostly luck but the numbers disagree.
Root
Secret Hitler
Sky Team
Sleeping Queens
Space Alert
SplendorMe2026-09-28Final score 17-10.
Terraforming Mars
Thunder Road: Vendetta
Vaultbreakers
WingspanMe2026-09-26Final score 94-74.